Twas the Day Baylor Beat UT

Twas the day Baylor beat UT when all through the Capital city

The Horns were feeling confident and their fans were getting pretty

Burnt orange was the color they wore and their tickets stubs they kept

Having no idea that come the next day they will have wept and wept

The Bears were all traveling from here and from there

Green and gold were the only things in their closets to wear

Some stopped off the highway to grab a pre-game lunch

But still others ate the best Mexican food in Austin, in fact a whole bunch

The Coxes were at Matt's and KK and Albi were sure to be in tow

We knew we'd need the famous BOB to energize us for the big show

Caden held court as he screamed and threw his food

All the while Justin kept saying, NO! come on dude

Today is a BIG day the Bears are going to win

But the way you're acting is making my head start to spin

Now contain your excitement until we get to the arena

Then you can let your shrieks and shrills out just like a hyena

So back to the chips and the margs we all quickly went

As Albi gave the restaurant guests a fine little present

Typically olives and limes are only used as a garnish

But for Albi, it's his reputation that he'll use them to tarnish

Alas we've digressed from the topic we so crave

There's sweet little KK giving us a Sic 'em Bear wave

She's quite color-coordinated in her green and her gold

She was even ready with a scarf for the extreme, bitter cold

And since we're taking a tour de table at the Famous Matt's El Rancho

I'll show you an unflattering picture of me and my lil man, oh no!

I've never been one to know just how to pose

But at least I don't have a booger or anything coming out of my nose

After a yummy lunch we felt like we could sustain

A tough basketball game and the Longhorns' imminent disdain

For we were very confident at our chances for a big victory

And chatted about it as we crossed the bridge made of hickory

Caden was pumped and walked most of the way

Not letting any Longhorns ruin this sunny day

We got to our seats long before the game ever began

So we got a few pictures with KK's handy IPhone cam

The trio of Coxes then Daddy and his lil man

Who do you think will be the biggest Baylor Bear fan

Stand up, sit down, clap, cheer and shout

Tweety Carter was on the floor sincerely workin' it out

At the end of regulation we were still very unsure

If a victory is what we'd take home clean and pure

We started to breath a little easier as the seconds rolled off the clock

Hip hip hurray a Baylor Bear win on the door did knock

As we were exiting the game we heard something that in us struck a chord

UT fans in disbelief! To which we said, take a look at the scoreboard!

Baylor Bears win and in another team's gym

And poor old Barnes couldn't even crack a grin

BUT Drew and his boys were sure to relish in their success

And the Bear fans out there would have expected no less

We are so proud of our team they're pretty dang good jocks

So good that we are naming our next child Laceepke Tweetmers Cox. 

SIC 'EM BEARS!!